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SILVER ESKIMO" That should scare off those polar bears.
G. YOUCH" Who are you?
SILVER ESKIMO" I am an Eskimo, don't be afraid. Penguins make up stories about Eskimo, but I'm not a Fur Eskimo. I'm a Silver Eskimo, and we are people in the army that got lost in the snow. And Eskimo stands for E. Exclusive. S. Soldiers. K. Killing. I. Iguanas. M. Men. O. Ops.
G. YOUCH" Iguanas? There's no Iguanas in the snow...
P.S. Valentine" So boring....
I can't... I...ZZZZZZZZ
Silver Eskimo" They're Snow Iguanas, they're very dangerous. That's why we kill them.
G. YOUCH" Well, Eskimo-
P.S. Valentine" ESKIMO!!!
Penguins are very scared of Eskimos.