PENGUIN PIC

PENGUIN PIC
warzone

Saturday 8 January 2011

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SCRIPT:
SILVER ESKIMO" MOVE!!! IT'S THE BLIZZARD!!!!

SILVER ESKIMO" I can be in a safe place now, nice meeting you G. YOUCH.

SILVER ESKIMO" Aaahhhhh......

Friday 7 January 2011

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SCRIPT:
SILVER ESKIMO" That should scare off those polar bears.

G. YOUCH" Who are you?

SILVER ESKIMO" I am an Eskimo, don't be afraid. Penguins make up stories about Eskimo, but I'm not a Fur Eskimo. I'm a Silver Eskimo, and we are people in the army that got lost in the snow. And Eskimo stands for E. Exclusive. S. Soldiers. K. Killing. I. Iguanas. M. Men. O. Ops.

G. YOUCH" Iguanas? There's no Iguanas in the snow...

P.S. Valentine" So boring....
I can't... I...ZZZZZZZZ
Silver Eskimo" They're Snow Iguanas, they're very dangerous. That's why we kill them.

G. YOUCH" Well, Eskimo-

P.S. Valentine" ESKIMO!!!

Penguins are very scared of Eskimos.

Tuesday 4 January 2011

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SCRIPT:
WALRUSES" Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

G. YOUCH" Not again.....

G. YOUCH" This has to stop some day......

G. YOUCH" Make it stop......

SILVER ESKIMO" Eeehhh....

Monday 27 December 2010

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SCRIPT:
B. SOLDIERS" RRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!

C. SILKIE" Oh @#$%^&*.

Saturday 18 December 2010

PENGUIN WARZONE: The Series.... Script.

Yes, Penguin Warzone. I think this will be famous some day, I hope. LOL. Ok, this is how it begins..... It shows G. Youch and his army walking in the deep snow, then suddenly they hear a sudden sound..... " Shield formation, now!" Says G. Youch. Then they wait for the silence to leave them, SUDDENLY a giant polar bear breaks out from under the ice and starts to fight those poor penguins.... Then there is a huge battle, the penguins have catapults and start catapulting themselves to hit the polar bears! P.S. Valentine ( G. Youch's friend.) jumps on the catapult, G. Youch stops him quickly!" Valentine! What are you doing?!" " I'm fighting, that's what I'm doing!" Says P.S. Valentine. " I'm sorry Youch, but.... It's for a good cause." Suddenly, Valentine pulls the lever to the catapult, and catapults himself into the sky! As he's in the air frozen sky, he sees the polar bears and aims for their fortress. He lands on a polar bear with a used spear in him.( The polar bear) Valentine pulls out the spear and stabs it in the side of the polar bear, and on the other side, and he jumps off of him. Then runs for another polar bear, he punches him, then throws him about 12 ft. onto the snow. But it's not snow it's........ ICE! The polar bear that got tossed falls through the ice, and grabs Valentine and pulls him inside the ice water. G. Youch pulls the lever for the catapult, then he flies in the air. Then sees an ice hole, and aims for it. Valentine starts wrestling with the polar bear, then valentine takes a spear head that got broken from the fighting. Then he slices the polar bear's eye, the polar bear shouts" GGGGRRRAAAAALLL!!!" Then G. Youch falls into the water and kicks the polar bear down, deeper, and darker into the water..... G. Youch grabs Valentine and pulls him out of the water, G. Youch looks around the snowy land and all he sees is........ blood. Polar Bears start walking off, having a victory roar. G. Youch and P.S. Valentine start walking off the opposite direction.

Friday 17 December 2010

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G. YOUCH AND P.S." AAAAAA!!!!

C. SILKIE" ATTACK!!!!!

W. SOLDIER" WAAAAAA!!!

B. SOLDIER" RRRAAAAA!!!!

C. SILKIE" What?

C. SILKIE" I'm confused....